April 12, 2008
  • Little Girl: Why do you have blue hair?
  • Janis: Cause one day I got a letter from the International Society of People with Brightly Colored Hair letting me know that there was an space open in Rochester for someone with blue hair. So I dyed my hair blue.
  • Little Girl: Really?
  • Janis: Yup.
  • Little Girl: One day will I get a letter?
  • Janis: I'd say when you're about 15 you'll get one.
  • Little Girl: Wow. I want pink hair though.
  • Janis: Well I heard that the girl who has pink hair wants to retire in a few years so I'm sure you can work that out.
  • Little Girl: Wow. Do you have parties?
  • Janis: All the time.
  • Little Girl: Cool! Ok bye.
  • Janis: Bye, check the mail!
  • Little Girls Dad: I - uh - ah (shakes head and walks away)