Pseudolectual
email: my first name @ vimeo.com
Assume this is a work of fiction.
This is what we’re getting this week from our CSA. So excited about all those fava beans!
This is our version of those dumb Last.fm “my top 5 artists this week” posts.
2 weeks agoDear Jack In The Box,
You don’t need to add High Fructose Corn Syrup to a fruit smoothie. That flies against all common sense. Matter of fact, you don’t need most of this junk.
Strawberry Smoothie Base Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Water, Strawberries, Less Than 1% of: Concentrated Lemon and Lime Juices, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Guar and Karaya Gums, Beet Juice (Color).
Smoothie Yogurt Base Pasteurized and Cultured Skim Milk, Sucrose, Corn Sweetener, Maltodextrin, Whey, Nonfat Dry Milk, Corn Syrup Solids, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Milk Protein Isolate, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Mono-& Diglycerides. Contains Live & Active Cultures: S. Thermophilus, L. Bulgaricus, L. Lactis & L. Acidophilus. Contains Milk
2 weeks agojstn:
Late-night goofing around.
This is the kind of stuff that made Justin an awesome Vimeo team member. I miss your code, dude!
2 weeks agoIt was foolish of me to think that I could install VMWare Fusion and it would work properly. I blame Windows, not VMWare.
*EDIT* Extra special thanks for corrupting my Windows installation, which means I’ll have to go back through the annoying installation and many “updates” that bug me to restart my computer every ten minutes. Now I do blame you, VMWare.
2 weeks ago
